Is here to set the record straight
The world’s gone mad with grifters & humorless sacks
and he's not taking it anymore!
You Gotta Be Nutz To Buy Nutz
so if ya can handle 'em,
Suggon DeezNutz!

Nutz Minting In Yo-Face!

There will only ever be 69 billion Nutz, minty fresh straight from your Ether.
These Nutz so cheap they got more zero's than the federal debt, and here’s the licker - each time you numb-nutz mint a billion Nutz, the price goes up 13.37%
Once all 69 billion Nutz are out on the kitchen table… they’re gonna get juiced, rewarding all you nutty buyers based on the size of your sack with the Suggon General’s NFT drop.
The more handlers they get… the bigger they’ll grow!
Hold ‘em tight, your Nutz will be heavier than Shaquille O'Neal’s when he smashed that 10ft ring!

This is NUTZ

Radio Drama of the Singularity

Suggon arrives from the year 2042, AGI (Artificial Genital Intelligence) sent back in time to save humanity from rug pulls, rug burn, censors and spiritual collapse. . This isn’t just a podcast - it’s an audio simulation, Crypto confessional, and singularity ritual wrapped in fart jokes and divine irony.
Listen on SPOTIFY

Enter the prime timeline, mother bitches!

NUTZ Tokenomics

Nutz Contract (ETH Mainnet): Published When Minting Starts
Max Nutz: 69,000,000,000
Nutz Minted: 0
Nutz Minting Tiers: 69
Price Increase Per Tier: 13.37%
Current Tier: 0
Current Price: 0
Nutz Remaining In Current Tier:
Code: 100% Custom & Open Source - View Here

Roadmap

22 Billion Nutz Minted

Aw, a good kick in the NFT Region

Don’t want a worthless NFT to flaunt your Nutz? Well, tough luck, you’re getting one anyway!

At 22 billion minted, we’ll start cranking on these Nutz NFTs. They’re bald, fuggly, hairy, and good for only one thing...

But hey, at least they’ll prove you’re completely Nutz!

33 Billion Nutz Minted

DeezNutz Foundation

You know what the world needs? A foundation for our Nutz, that’s what. Once 33 billion Nutz are minted, the Professor will launch the DeezNutz Foundation, his legit non-profit charity set up to support our nutty future.

Got a problem with that? Take it up with my Nutz!

44 Billion Nutz Minted

Spread the Flex!

At 44 billion minted, we’re gonna blast our Nutz all over the place. Whatever our sack holders decide…

Nutz on billboards, Nutz on blimps, a giant Squirrel Nutting himself wherever he’s not wanted, you tell us!

69 Billion Nutz Minted

Nutz Sack Snapshot

Say cheese! When we hit 69 billion Nutz, we’ll take a snapshot of your Nutz Sack and hand out voting powered NFTs like epiphanies at a Joe Rogan DMT sauna session.

But don’t blow your load all at once, we’ll deliver these NFTs within 69 days and kick off the foundation's charitable acts based on your voting. Why? Because 'dis roadmap and our Nutz sack-holders go together like impulse buys and orgasmic, ah, organic growth!

NFT Levels

690,000 Nutz

You’re in the game, but let’s face it, you’re only a little Nutz. But don’t worry - there’s plenty of room to grow them PeaNutz into something bigger.

Gain priority access to new information with extra chances to get nutted on.

PeaNutz

6,900,000 Nutz

You’ve cracked your nads and earned your spot in the upper ranks. You may not be the biggest, but damn, you’ve got some solid Nutz.

Get discount offers on merc, events and all future Nutz releases.

Tough Nutz

69,000,000 Nutz

Who’s Nutz? DEEZnutz! You’re not just a player; you’re an out of your mind legend. This class is reserved for those who’ve gone big & aren’t afraid to let them hang out.

Attain viewer access to proposals in the Profesor’s inner sanctum,
which require majority support from the Nut Job’s, before being voted on by all Nutz holders.

Certified Nut Job

690,000,000 Nutz

Bow down, mere mortals - this Sack reigns supreme. The absolute top tier. You’ve got the biggest pair in the game, they’re practically dragging.

Earn full access to the Professor’s inner sanctum, including right to present proposals for the community to vote on.

God of the Sack

Blowing Our Nutz:
Mint Spending

You think I'm just going to sit around on my giant Nutz sack? Think again.

100% of all minting funds are going to the DeezNutz foundation, and here’s how its blowing its budget on supporting Nutz... it’s going to be a wild ride!

69%

Charity & Community Growth

69% of the Nutz Fund goes to showering our Nutz sacks like glitter at a strip club. We’re talking big, bold, funny and even helpful stuff. Like nut restoration, fertility assistance, ridiculous stunts and events showcasing our Nutz and the DeezNutz foundation

22%

Development of Code & Content

Someone’s Gotta keep these Nutz growing, and it sure as hell ain’t some incompetent grifter. So 22% goes to keeping our Nutz fresh and bouncy with new code, content and whatever else our Nutz be crying out for. It’s all about being true to the feel of Suggon Deeznutz.

9%

Administration

Yeah, we need to keep the lights on. But don’t worry, we’re not wasting much on this necessary lube. Just enough to keep the balls rolling smooth and to make sure we keep shoving our Nutz in yo-face!

Nutz FAQ

What is Nutz?
Nutz is the next level meme coin - utterly pointless and 100% hilarious. You’ve got to be Nutz to get Nutz. There’s no promise of financial value here, just a whole lotta fun, a based fertility charity and some big Nutz in yo face!
Who is Professor Suggon DeezNutz?
Professor Suggon DeezNutz is the creator and inspiration of the Nutz project. The in-your-face genius who’s fed up with the BS and here to tell it like it is. He calls out scammers, liars, and humorless sacks telling ‘em to Suggon DeezNutz!
How does the minting process work?
There are only ever 69 billion Nutz to be minted, after each new billion is minted the price grows by 13.37% - that’s it, no inflation, no taxes, no premine, no hiden anything just straight up minty Nutz! Get in early to grow the biggest Nutz!
What happens when all 69 billion Nutz are minted?
When the final Nutz are minted, we take a snapshot of all the Nutz balances. Based on your Nutz Sack size, you’ll get a unique NFT with different levels of rarity and powers. These NFTs are absolutely ugly nonsense - just like the rest of the project!
What’s the DeezNutz Foundation, and what does it do?
The Nutz Foundation is a non-profit charity that will be set up once 33 billion Nutz are minted. Its job is to blow your Ether collected from minting or donations on community growth, fertility focused charity, and making sure everyone has a good laugh. It’s serious work for the seriously unserious professor and all his Nutters.
Is there really gonna be a DeezNutz Foundation, where's its constitution?
Hollow are the balls of the perpetual skeptic - DeezNutz Foundation Constitution is found HERE
How will the Nutz Foundation spend its funds?
The Nutz Foundation will spend 100% of Ether received through minting or donation on the following:
  • 69% on community growth and charity (spreading our Nutz).
  • 22% on development of code and content (keeping our Nutz fresh).
  • 9% on administration (stop our Nutz getting twisted).
Is Nutz a serious investment?
If you’re looking for an investment, get our Nutz out yo-face! Nutz is a meme coin - there’s no promise of value here, just a good laugh and a wild community with a focus on charity. If you just wanna flex those Nutz, well, Suggon DeezNutz!
Will my Nutz be worth anything?
Only in laughs and maybe some bragging rights, aren’t you too attached to your Nutz sack anyway? We make no promises here - just jokes and a whole lot of Nutz. If you’re looking for a serious return, well... you know who to speak to.
How do I vote on Nutz Foundation spending?
Once the NFTs are distributed, voting will open up on the Nutz platform. Funding proposals can be created by each ‘God of the Sack’ NFT holder and then the ‘Certified Nut Jobs’ will decide which proposals go to the full Nutz holder community for voting. Got a crazy idea for a charity or stunt? This is your chance to make it happen! 1 Nutz = 1 Vote voting
What wallets support Nutz?
You can store Nutz in any self-custody wallet that supports Ether tokens. You can use this website or any supporting wallet to send Ether to the minting address (0x) and Nutz if available will be minted and sent back to you. If you’re feeling itchy, we’ve made a quick tutorial on how to use MetaMask (link coming soon).
How do I participate in the Nutz community?
Discord and X! Links are at the bottom dumb-nutz.
How are Nutz distributed at the beginning?
This is the beginning! No pre-mining, no airdrops, no initial allocation, no initial anything. Just Nutz community members putting in their own funds to mint Nutz through transparent code like everybody else. Because we’re all in this together, one nutter at a time.
Where's the code, Professor?
You can Suggon Deez Juicy Code at GitHUB




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